when somebody online seems kind of neat and you just really want to get to know them better because you think they might be the sort of person you could really like and you might just possibly even be a little enamoured by the sheer possibility

and you keep trying to think of ways to initiate little conversations about anything in the world but ( Read more... )

every time I find a cute girl on the internet

she is like 15.

HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE TIME?

orz forever alone.

Internet.

Internet, you are the worst.

Buying DVDs online should not be this difficult.

Local radio station rallied in support of SOPA/PIPA this morning.

NEVER TURNING THE RADIO ON IN MY CAR EVER AGAIN.

Hello again, CD collection.

surefire way to feel better about yourself:
-find someone on the internet who does nothing but whine about stupid shit
-realise how goddamn irritating they sound

HEY GUESS WHAT

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


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I just saw somebody on the internet refer to Outbreak as "or whatever that crappy one was".


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I should feel really bad that my first thought is just to make fun of whoever's job it was to try and update that headline as soon as humanly possible. Too bad I'd already been sitting there hitting refresh seeing how long it would take (about a minute, give or take) after seeing it somewhere else (spelled correctly, I might add).


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> e-mail alert
> ebay
> "fucking ebay spam, what is it this ti--"
> clothing advertisement
> ...is apparently a clothing fetishist?
> "........ffffffff"

TROLLED BY EBAY.

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